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    Giggle for the Day

    • The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass. Anyone who could squeeze out one more drop of juice would win the money. Many people had tried over time but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice,"I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."

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    Words to Know..Words to Grow!

    • quiescent \kwy-ESS-unt\ adjective 1 : marked by inactivity or repose : tranquilly at rest 2 : causing no trouble or symptoms
    • imprecate \IM-prih-kayt\ verb : to invoke evil on : curse
    • disavow \dis-uh-VOW\ verb 1 : to deny responsibility for : repudiate 2 : to refuse to acknowledge or accept : disclaim

    Did You Know...

    • Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner

    Something to Ponder

    • When we are grateful for the good we already have, we attract more good into our life. On the other hand, when we are ungrateful, we tend to shut ourselves off from the good we might otherwise experience.--Margaret Stortz

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